Dick Bag

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.

1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph

by Greg June 24, 2004

Dick Bag

a.k.a. utters.

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

by fuckthathotass69 January 05, 2022

Dick Bag

Vagina

The only redeeming quality in Kathy is her dick bag.

by Brown Hammer July 21, 2009

Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

by Ahent June 03, 2019

dick bag

condom, or any object used to prevent impregnation of the female

e.g. sock

Britt wouldnt let Mike fuck her without a dick bag.

lol britt just kidding we love you

by Megan and Shelley November 23, 2004

dick bag

when someone makes you so angry that when you look at them they seem to resemble a large scrotam

1. that fucker tripped me! what a dick bag!

2. this kid i know named kyle...

by God of Thunder June 24, 2004

dick bag

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.

Ashton Kutcher is a dick bag.

by Alanfuckin'T! April 02, 2007