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happier than a fag in a bag of dicks 

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.
"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos 

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos 

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

ducks in a bag 

Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"
Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....
ducks in a bag by charachar August 26, 2010

dick in a bag 

when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy
hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag
dick in a bag by chief conchaclan October 3, 2020

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
dick-in-a-bag by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018