Dick tricked

When you haven't had sex in a while and you sleep with a guy and think he's really good in bed, but it judt seemed way better than it was cause you were so horny.

I thought Grant was a really good lay, turns out he's meh, at best. I dick tricked myself cause I was too horny.

Dick tricked by MsHahLee November 15, 2021

dick tricked

When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.

Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.

dick tricked by Rynesdad1 April 6, 2016

Dick-tricked 

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.

Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.

Dick-tricked by Ardias February 7, 2024

Tricked My Dick 

Tricked my Dick is an expression used by a male when a woman has fooled him into believing she will have sex with her.

"So how'd it go with Annie last night?" "NOTHING HAPPENED! She Tricked my Dick!!"

Tricked My Dick by SecretSanta;) October 10, 2011

dicktracked 

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.

"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

dicktracked by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009

dicktricked 

When one is lured into something using sexual means but then ends up with nothing.

"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."

"lmao, u got dicktricked."

dicktricked by haohao December 10, 2016