dick thin 

referring to the circumference of any cylindrical object; specifically one that would normally have more girth than the average penis(4.5in - 5in circ.)(hence "thin"), but has a resembling circumference of the average penis.

That baby elephant's trunk is dick thin.

dick thin by JosephI May 8, 2014

thin dick 

an abnormally thin male penis. It has often been compared to a super rope, although some may think a thin dick is fictional, it does exist.

Fuck off you thin dicked faggot.

thin dick by jknausz7 April 21, 2007

dick think 

Verb:

1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.

Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.

John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.

Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.

John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.

dick think by Limit5311 January 4, 2012

dick things 

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

dick things by sparta45 May 29, 2012

dick thing to do 

An unkind or inconsiderate act.

Something that someone does that only someone considered a 'dick' would do.

Bro #1: I was walking down the street with my mom yesterday and this dick came and shot her in the face.
Bro #2: What a dick thing to do.
Bro #1: IFKR!

dick thing to do by kitchyboy October 28, 2017

Dick Thinker 

Someone that thinks about dick.

Trevor: You gotta think like a girl
Colton: So you think about dick?
Trevor: Nooo you gotta think about what a girl really wants
Johnny: Sooo... Dick. *laughs really hard to the point of crying*
Johnny: So you're a dick thinker!
Everyone: DICK THINKER!

Dick Thinker by JohnnyBackground January 14, 2008

Dick Thinker 

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

Dick Thinker by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012