dick surfer 

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

dick surfer by clint harkwood March 7, 2012

Cut Surfer Dick

A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.

Yo dude i saw a cut surfer dick and it looked like a slim jim, oh yeah!

Cut Surfer Dick by Karl Chib April 3, 2009

Surfer Dick 

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

Surfer Dick by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

dicsurfer

Someone who spends alot of time on urbandictionary looking up random words when they are bored.

Dylan: That kid is always on his macbook during study hall.
Me: Yeah, he's a dicsurfer.

dicsurfer by nate81 September 18, 2013