dick stew 

You put your dick in a stew.

Hey look I put my dick in the stew!
I like dick stew!

dick stew by Dkfjjffj February 2, 2018

Duck dick stew

Duck dick stew is an Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.

"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick stew?"

"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."

Duck dick stew by Duck Dick Stew October 23, 2016

Beef stew dick 

When you pull your dick out of a filthy street-whore's dirty ass and it has chunks of shit on it which resemble beef stew.

Dirty Hobo: I pulled my dick outta that whore's ass and and it looked like it had beef stew on it; a beef stew dick!

Beef stew dick by Dregmaster August 22, 2006

Stew-dick 

Term used to refer to a drunk. Typically used in construction trades.

Hey stew-dick, did you finish bending that rebar?

Don’t bother calling Bill in for overtime, he’s a stew-dick and won’t show for work.

Stew-dick by Foolio11 October 5, 2021

Dick n ball stew 

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate into a bowl and then proceed to stick your genitalia into the semen bowl.

“Damn i really need to fuck up sum Dick n ball stew right about now”

Dick n ball stew by Mr.Dumbahh October 12, 2023

stewys dick 

Someones whose dick is as big or larger than 15 inches. Can decimate women with ease, and with full hardness is 20 inches long.

"Damn, that guy must have a stewys dick!"

stewys dick by StewyD May 12, 2023