Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Spoon Dick

A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.

I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.

by dé ƒåç†ø May 30, 2010

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

spoonful dick

a condition that occurs after taking a piss where you think you properly shook out all excess piss, but when dick is placed back in pants a "spoonful" of piss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (*Note: happens often when in a hurry.)

"Hey Ridley, I thought I got it all but I was wrong I had spoonful dick."
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"

by Jeff B. C. May 8, 2005

dickspoon

1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today

1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.

by Savy June 7, 2007

dinkspoon

a penis

i have a giant dinkspoon !

by mother fucker fuckin shit poop November 30, 2009

Dickpoon

Another word for a transvestite or a he/she sex changed person. This can also apply to anyone who just looks questionable.

Did you check out all those dickpoons at that club last night?

by D-Poozle October 23, 2008