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Smart Dick
is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.
Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"
Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"
Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"
Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"
Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"
Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"
Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"
Smart Dick by intelligentwoman May 19, 2011
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Dick Shart
A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
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Dickstart
Verb: When a girl is about to start her period and has sex, causing her to bleed a little during sex and start her period immediately after. The dicking kickstarts their menstruation.
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dickstarter campaign
(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.
It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.
dickstarter campaign by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014
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