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Smart Dick

is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.
Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"

Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"

Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"

Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"

Dick Shart 

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
Dick Shart by greg9255 November 24, 2020

Dickstart 

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021

Dickstart 

Verb: When a girl is about to start her period and has sex, causing her to bleed a little during sex and start her period immediately after. The dicking kickstarts their menstruation.
I wasn't supposed to start my period for a couple of days, but we had sex and it dickstarted it.
Dickstart by squishycool August 26, 2013

dickstarter campaign 

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.
It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.
Doing what's best for your dick.
A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.
Dicksmart by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010