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dick slit 

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.
Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."
dick slit by Paige R January 25, 2008
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Dick Slit 

Either a term to insult or an actual description of a penis with a cut or slit.
Iain showed emma his cock , she noticed a cut and screamed in terror, " Oh my God , you have a Dick Slit , ewwww. "

Iain shouted in reply, " i hate you , you are a Dick Slit. "

Iain has a Dick Slit.
Emma is a Dick Slit.
Dick Slit by Rhys Wait June 20, 2006
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dick slit 

Slang for vagina. Used as a perjorative term to describe a male acquaintance.

"You sank my battleship, you dick slit!"
dick slit by Saul Goodman May 27, 2006

Dick Slit 

Her Dick Slit was oozing!
Dick Slit by trebou October 25, 2009

Dick Slit 

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!
Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.
Dick Slit by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

dick slither

A dick slither is a person who lets dicks slither all over them like snakes on a plane
Damn, that guy is a dick slither
dick slither by Aaronnnnn June 26, 2008

dickslit 

Highly imaginative insult on par with fucktard, fuckstick, shitbag, douchebag and twatwaffle.

It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.
Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"

Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"
dickslit by Bobsterman November 9, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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