dick slit Share definition Flag The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole. Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit." dick slit by Paige R January 25, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the dick slit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch