dick-slapped

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The female version of being pussy-whipped; when a female is "whipped" or controlled by her man

Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.

by ATM April 23, 2006

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Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.

Man I just dick slapped that ball

by M838 September 11, 2020

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Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.

Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015

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When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.

by P.C.A. April 16, 2015

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Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

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