Dick slapped
Dick slapped by M838 September 11, 2020
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dick-slapped
Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.
dick-slapped by ATM April 23, 2006
Karma Dick Slapped
Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
Karma Dick Slapped by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015
Dictionary Dick Slapped
When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
Dictionary Dick Slapped by P.C.A. April 16, 2015
Slapped your dick against the wall
when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
Slapped your dick against the wall by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009
Slapped with a dick
Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
Slapped with a dick by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017
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