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Dick move santa 

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".
Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa
Dick move santa by Everettbr July 12, 2016

Santa’s Dick 

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.
Santa’s Dick by conje June 5, 2021

santas dick 

The biggest present your children will ever get
Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick
santas dick by NickVIsg June 27, 2014

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)
'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'
dicksandal by visxera July 30, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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