dick santa 

A dick that delivers multiple presents all over town in a single night

The ladies love when Dick Santa pops in town

dick santa by AnonymusPoster November 26, 2014

Dick move santa 

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".

Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa

Dick move santa by Everettbr July 12, 2016

Santa’s Dick 

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

Santa’s Dick by conje June 5, 2021

santas dick 

The biggest present your children will ever get

Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick

santas dick by NickVIsg June 27, 2014

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)

'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'

dicksandal by visxera July 30, 2007