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When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.
"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."
dick poop by Roger123978 February 20, 2009

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
Cum dick poop by Coop poop March 3, 2021

poop dick 

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.
poop dick by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

Poop Dick Mouth 

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.
Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth
Poop Dick Mouth by Mooooop February 21, 2011

poop dick 

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.
I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.
poop dick by A. King. January 17, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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