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Dick head Auto-Pilot 

When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person
People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot

Dick Pivot 

(n.) the act of switching sexual positions without removing p from v

alternate usage: pivot dick
(n.) a dick that is kept inside a female vagina while switching sexual positions, similar to a pivot foot in basketball which must remain planted on the floor until a player dribbles, passes, shoots, etc.
The dick pivot from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl is a pretty complex sequence of moves.

If I hadn't bought that VHS box-set of late 80's interracial porn, my husband never would have learned the dick pivot. It saved out marriage.

T. Chance Thrasher is a legend in the industry, His dick pivot is like the Abdul-Jabar sky hook, just unstoppable.