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dick petter 

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.
" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "
dick petter by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

split-dick patty 

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
split-dick patty by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

dick patty 

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.
Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.
dick patty by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004

Patty dick 

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"
Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!
Patty dick by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026