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split-dick patty
a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!
Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.
My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.
My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
split-dick patty by aerick thomas October 3, 2007
dick patty
Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.
dick patty by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004
Patty dick
Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"
Patty dick by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.