Dick Knob 

Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.

Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!

Dick Knob by Megagnome August 22, 2010

Dick Knob 

Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.

Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.

Dick Knob by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010

Dick Knob 

A prank where late at night you remove the door knob and stick your dick through the hole. Then you wake the person inside.

Yeah man I totally dick knobbed Joey last night!

Dick Knob by WallaceAndGrommet August 22, 2010

Dick Knob 

How to dick nob someone.

Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.

Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary

Step 3: Knock.

Step 4: Wait.

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time

Dick Knob by Toxic_S August 22, 2010

Dick knob 

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth

*r4pe joke*
“You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”

Dick knob by Taehyungsleftbuttcheekyt May 30, 2021

Dick knobbing 

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

dickknob 

a complete loser who thinks they are all that. most likely thinking that they know everything and usually end up making a complete ass of themselves

open the fucking door you dickknob

dickknob by questionable-sanity June 18, 2008