Dick Jousting 

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

Dick Jousting by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

dick jousting 

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.

Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!

dick jousting by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008

dick jousting 

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.

Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!

dick jousting by the legendary marmot January 12, 2009

dick-jousting 

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.

Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!

dick-jousting by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008