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dick hours

dick hours is equilivent to 4 hours. I dont know why anyone would use this...but i also don't know why guys wear tight pants and say that they bleed black. It is 4 hours cause thats how long an erection can last before you're suppose to notify a doctor. weeeeee
-Dude i'll pick you up in dick hours and we can hit up chipotle.
-Sweet man i love chipotle..see ya then
by DWD May 17, 2006
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Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business
She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.
by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019
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I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream
Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."
by Isuckhis January 31, 2023
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dick horse

Someone (usualy men who are sweaty and in there late 40's) who likes to cut hair off a horse and glue it to his own dick. then collects a series of five deferent types of horse hair, the final product is they cut there dick off and cook it with a casorole...
Son: Hay dad wats that hairy thing im eating?
Dad: Fuck up you lil shit!
Son: Please tell me!
Dad: Its the final product of my dick horse ive been working on.
by tommscpo June 11, 2006
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dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.
Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!
by Boffo1 February 14, 2023
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horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.
Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015
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Horse Dick Wigger

A white man with a humongous white cock. To be qualified as a horse dick wigger you would need to have a large white dong 7+ inches.
Hannah's in the bathroom hitting off with a horse dick wigger
by Cheese34 September 13, 2016
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