Dick Hands 

A girl with really soft hands and knows how to massage your dick well.

You have great Dick hands! Ahhh I love it when you touch my dick .

Dick Hands by Peanutbuttervibezz April 18, 2018

dick hands 

A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.

person 1: See that guy, hes got dick hands.
person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.

Upon a later encounter..

person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.

dick hands by The Dumpster September 1, 2008

dirty dick hands 

When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH

I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .

dirty dick hands by ElCockUltimo April 13, 2016

Stink Dick Hands 

After having intercourse, the smell of your hands after jerking off before showering.

Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!

Stink Dick Hands by Dfiaj December 14, 2018

dirty Dick hands 

The unhygienic hands of Richard.

Damn Rich, you've got some dirty Dick hands, bro.

dirty Dick hands by Dunder Ball June 15, 2016

big dick baby hands 

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

big dick baby hands by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

All hands on dick 

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.

When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

All hands on dick by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010