Dick Greedy

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A woman who will never ever introduce you to any of her female friends because she wants all the dick to herself.

Man A
"Hey man, why won't that chick introduce me to any her friends?"
Man B
"Because she's reserving all the dicks for herself. She's dick greedy."

Dick Greedy by Crobbin March 23, 2019

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dick greedy

When one person in a multi-person sexual encounter is hogging all the dick.

"Bitch you gotta share, don't be Dick Greedy!"
-J.G.

dick greedy by johnflaps423 March 6, 2018

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dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.

Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!

dick greed by Party Catz January 7, 2013