Dick Disaster 

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

Dick Disaster by J-do September 28, 2009

Dakota Dick disaster

The act of tying a nuse around your penis and testicles, and hanging yourself from the said nuse

You faggot you should preform the Dakota dick disaster on yourself

Dakota Dick disaster by Wise man guy March 12, 2016

Disaster Dick 

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out

I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick

Disaster Dick by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019