Dick Disaster 

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

Dick Disaster by J-do September 28, 2009

Dick disaster

When something irreversible happens to the dick. Often ends in loss of the dick, or extreme dick injury. Often happens to people who should keep their hands away from tools and equipment.

Chuck: I once witnessed my co-lead Pete drop the soldering iron on his lap, which ended up melting through his shorts, and eventually, his dick. Was one of the most traumatic dick disasters I have ever witnessed.

Clevis: My brother Levis was working on his car, and accidentally pinched his dick while removing the driveshaft from the transaxle. It fell right into it, busting his balls and all. Was a dick disaster for the books.

Dick disaster by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026

Dakota Dick disaster

The act of tying a nuse around your penis and testicles, and hanging yourself from the said nuse

You faggot you should preform the Dakota dick disaster on yourself

Dakota Dick disaster by Wise man guy March 12, 2016

Disaster Dick 

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out

I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick

Disaster Dick by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019