Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

Dick Check

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.

1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!

by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009

dick check

What a prostitute does to a male client before any services are rendered.

I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.

by Michael_in_Cali November 1, 2007

dick check

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.

She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.

by Keovani® October 25, 2007

dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.

Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!

by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016

dick check (d.c.)

Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!

Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)

by gardengirl2009 July 16, 2009

The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.

Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.

by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011