1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019
1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )
-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."
Note*
Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!
2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."
Note*
Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!
2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"
2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009
I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.
by Michael_in_Cali October 17, 2007
When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.
She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.
by Keovani® October 10, 2007
Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!
Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)
by gardengirl2009 July 16, 2009
Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016
It is when you put your dick on the table and let the girl know no matter how many kids you want you got them
by Blackguyinsweats December 11, 2019