dick buffet

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

dick buffer

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

Dick Buffer

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.

"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"

by Thikkshady March 24, 2022

dickbuffer

noun, a fag,a homosexual, one who polishes dicks

Look at this guy, he is a real dickbuffer.

by Ronny Ford January 7, 2004