Dick Bag 

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.

1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph

Dick Bag by Greg June 23, 2004

Dick Bag 

a.k.a. utters.

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

Dick Bag by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022

dick bag 

condom, or any object used to prevent impregnation of the female

e.g. sock

Britt wouldnt let Mike fuck her without a dick bag.

lol britt just kidding we love you

dick bag by Megan and Shelley November 23, 2004

dick bag 

when someone makes you so angry that when you look at them they seem to resemble a large scrotam

1. that fucker tripped me! what a dick bag!

2. this kid i know named kyle...

dick bag by God of Thunder June 23, 2004

dick bag 

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.

Ashton Kutcher is a dick bag.

dick bag by Alanfuckin'T! December 24, 2008

dick bag 

1) A shopping bag or some other type of bag that is being used improperly as a prophylactic.
2) A derogatory term refering to cheap and/or promiscuous person or anyone else who exhibits dick bag like qualities.

Daughter: Daddy, can I go out to the movies tonight?
Father : Not dressed like that, you can't. You look like a fuckin dick bag.

dick bag by craftonite July 30, 2006

Dick Bag 

Vagina

The only redeeming quality in Kathy is her dick bag.

Dick Bag by Brown Hammer July 20, 2009