Devil's dick, aka "Devil's Diner" at Arizona State University is a "restaurant" that produces some of the worst food, service, and atmosphere known to man. The employees include convicted felons, one-armed immigrants, and potentially recovering heroin addicts. Meals at Devil's Dick consist of the lowest quality frozen ingredients available and take no less than 20 minutes to be served. The food here makes McDonald's
Dimitri: "Bro I feel terrible, I think I got salmonella from the quesedilla at Devil's Dick"

Sam: "That's awesome, you're the 9th person this week!"
by an asu student November 9, 2009
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DEVIL DICK
/devel dik/
adjective

An exceptionally awesome dick that happens to be attached to a native sexy nicaraguan daddy who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together
Your devil dick is gonna be the end of me
by Belongstodragon April 20, 2018
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A widely used and under appreciated term in which lad banter becomes the ruling determinate on a night out. These 'lads' then try to persuade others of the same sex into forgetting about the girlfriends they have and start convoluting the minds of there victims with ignorant and boring phrases like ' what about the post code rule?'
'Hey man, why dont you break the rules just this once and get with that girl?'
'Because I love my girlfriend'
'What about the postcode rule?'
'Your a devil dick'
by DevilDick April 21, 2012
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What you call your dick after you fuck a girl while she's on her period, and your dick gets caked in blood.
"Yo, I got a devil's dick yesterday after fucking Stephanie."

-"Ewww, I can't believe you fucked yo gurl while she was on her period."
by Orpheus1 November 2, 2012
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After all I've done for you, I don't deserve to be treated like the devil's dick!
by Plasmaguy August 22, 2015
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Fucking someone in the ass, knowing you have an STD. Symptoms are usually present at the time.

Alternative definition: Getting sucked off by the vacuum cleaner hose, such as a Dirt Devil.
Luis- “Where you be at hombre
Stanley- “I’m in jail for devil dicking”
by Ashlaaaaaay March 21, 2019
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