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nicaraguan 

the most awesome group of people you will ever meet and contrary to what most people think we DONT speak french.
people who love plantains and hate when others call corn maze. some of the nicest hispanics you will ever meet. AND WE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDERS LIKE THE MEXICANS!
guy 1: did you see that nice man?

guy 2: yeah what about him?

guy 1: he was nicaraguan

guy 2: no way!!!! hes really nice!!!!
nicaraguan by animeluvr425 June 16, 2008
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Nicaraguan gooch tickler 

Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.
Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich 

left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.
"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"

Nicaraguan stallion 

- noun

A certain uncastrated male of Nicaraguan descent, possessing all of the following criteria:

1. having a sophisticated charm; "a debonair gentleman"
2. smoothly agreeable & courteous, with a degree of sophistication
3. sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality
4. excitingly appealing; glamorous
5. arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest
6. highly appealing or interesting; attractive
7. a handsome man, with a well-developed physique
8. a well-built, sexually attractive man
Martin is the one & only Nicaraguan Stallion.
Nicaraguan stallion by Miss Jordy December 12, 2008

Nicaraguan Snowstorm 

1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.

A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.
The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.

nicaraguan picnic 

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.
Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.

nicaraguan boomerang 

The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
That was one hot nicaraguan boomerang on PH, The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
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