the most awesome group of people you will ever meet and contrary to what most people think we DONT speak french.
people who love plantains and hate when others call corn maze. some of the nicest hispanics you will ever meet. AND WE DIDN'T JUMP THE BORDERS LIKE THE MEXICANS!
guy 1: did you see that nice man?

guy 2: yeah what about him?

guy 1: he was nicaraguan

guy 2: no way!!!! hes really nice!!!!
by animeluvr425 June 16, 2008
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A certain uncastrated male of Nicaraguan descent, possessing all of the following criteria:

1. having a sophisticated charm; "a debonair gentleman"
2. smoothly agreeable & courteous, with a degree of sophistication
3. sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality
4. excitingly appealing; glamorous
5. arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest
6. highly appealing or interesting; attractive
7. a handsome man, with a well-developed physique
8. a well-built, sexually attractive man
by Miss Jordy January 16, 2007
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1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.

A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.
The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.
by Patrick and Trevor December 20, 2007
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The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
That was one hot nicaraguan boomerang on PH, The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
by Fapmaster69 May 13, 2015
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A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.
Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.
by Systematic Cupid March 7, 2014
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A slit across the neck, below the chin, supposedly from ear to ear, similar to the "Cuban Necktie", except the tongue in this case is substituted with the the victim's dismembered penis, pulled down through the hole in the throat, thereby resembling a necktie.
That asshole pulled his cock out in front of my woman again, so I had to give him a nicaraguan necktie.
by Rev.Chez January 27, 2009
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A bowel movement corresponding to a large, spicy meal.

While in the throes of labor, one has time to contemplate that Lazy Nicaraguan who owes one money.
I pinched a Lazy Nicaraguan this morning, and nearly ripped my fingernails off on the walls of the bathroom.
by Boopieman April 8, 2011
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