Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016

Dickeyphilia 

Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.

Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.

"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines

Dickeyphilia by HelloDarkn3ssMyOldFriend July 14, 2016

Big Judah Dick (BJD) 

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.

Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."

Big Judah Dick (BJD) by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017

Werewolf's Dick 

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.

Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.

Werewolf's Dick by will bitten March 22, 2017

dickful thinking 

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.

Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."

Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."

OR

Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."

Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."

dickful thinking by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020

Dick Binge 

When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.

Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!

Dick Binge by will bitten August 17, 2017

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

dick metrics by MomFatale October 31, 2014