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diarrheagret
The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).
After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.
After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.
diarrheagret by Bleedscarlet February 2, 2018
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diarrhage • diarrhate • Diarrhagia • Diarrhoea • diarrheabetes • diarrheaed • Diarrhetes • Diarraga • diarrhacid • Diarrhadar
diarrheets
Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
diarrheets by newsvava February 9, 2009
diarrhoea panic
I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.
diarrhoea panic by tylrh_ September 29, 2018
diarrheabedis
ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.
Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.
Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.
Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.
Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.
diarrheabedis by James Quall of Duty March 3, 2010
Diarrhate
When you have so much diarrhea that you hate life.
When you're experiencing explosive diarrhea.
When you shit yourself because you have uncontrollable diarrhea.
When you're experiencing explosive diarrhea.
When you shit yourself because you have uncontrollable diarrhea.
Diarrhate by egstrangehart July 27, 2017
bandwidth-diarrhoea
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
bandwidth-diarrhoea by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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