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diarrhage

De'Leons diarrhage makes me feel like I'm going to die!
by J. Feases September 1, 2006
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diarrheagret

The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).

After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.
"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"
by Bleedscarlet February 2, 2018
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diarrheets

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
by newsvava February 9, 2009
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diarrhoea panic

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.
by tylrh_ September 29, 2018
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diarrheabedis

ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.

Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.

Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.
I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.
by James Quall of Duty March 3, 2010
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Diarrhate

When you have so much diarrhea that you hate life.

When you're experiencing explosive diarrhea.
When you shit yourself because you have uncontrollable diarrhea.
I ran to the toilet and experienced the worst diarrhate of all time.
by egstrangehart July 27, 2017
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bandwidth-diarrhoea

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
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