The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).
After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.
"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"
ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.
Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.
Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.
I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea