Fat Man: *looks out his window and sees a Ditech billboard while trying
rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call Ditech* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *flips through channels and sees Ditech commercials everywhere* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *goes to the eye doctor and sees Ditech when he looks through those big eye things* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *sees his mom on Ditech's website* Even my own
mother! Lost another loan to Ditech!
People Watching TV: Why doesn't that stupid fat fuck
shoot himself?