Drink Til You Fall Down Monday. when friends start drinking on a Monday and keep going until someone falls down because they don't have to do anything on Tuesday.
Don't Fuck Your Friends. A simple rule to live by that can save you drama and friends that you care about and want to keep. Also a nicer way to reject one of your friends who wants to sleep with you.
Friend 1: "I know I'm drunk and all but I always thought you were really cute... We should totally bang. ;)"
1) As an directed dismissive insult, as one might use "fuck you"
2) As an interjection of distress or dispair
3) In reference to a sexual undertaking involving two males and one female
4) As a menu option at an unsavory dining facility
1) Jon: "Your mother slangs it on the corner on Chester Street."
Jim: "DFYDS!"
2) "Aw DFYDS! I can't believe i got fired again!"
3) "I hear she's down for a DFYDS every now and again..."
4) "I'll have the DFYDS on toasted rye with extra pickles please."
you did this while you where destroying your keyboard.
friend 1: are you mad?
friend 2: yes
friend 1 how mad?
friend 2: dffdfgcgdssfghjgvfdsftrtydfsrtyujtrewttfrgffdfrghfdfsghhdfgyjddghhgfdfjhkkjgfdfsdfghkujhydg
friend 1: ur good at destroying ur keyboard bruh.