dew fuel
Some how the screwed up people at pepsico got it into their head that mountain dew didn't have enough caffeine and decided to further increase the caffien and sugar content to create a super drink that when ingested in vast quantities will give you super strength, massive alertness, uncontrollable seizures and and within 2 hours withdrawl symptoms forcing a user, weak of mind to return to comsumption to stop the soul quivering shaking and feeling icy cold one moment and the next your in the bowels of hell eating tobasco sauce off of molten brimstone!! it is a truly evil drink and many consprisects beleive it prolonged exposure to render you under the control of pepsi and using your massive strength and unwavering consentration to eliminate coca-cola and innocent and undeserving company.
person 1; i just bought a 24 pack of this dew fuel whats it like?
person 2; (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) (FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) (GULLP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP ETC..) IM BAT MAN AWAY!!!!! *CRASHES through 16 floors of apartments* mmm what was that uh well AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2; (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) (FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) (GULLP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP ETC..) IM BAT MAN AWAY!!!!! *CRASHES through 16 floors of apartments* mmm what was that uh well AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dew fuel by waldobillybob September 19, 2006
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