desprasexual 

Someone who will take whatever they can get, speaking sexually. Attracted to anything breathing and capable of copulation.

Pig: This is my friend Jimmy. Jimmy is attracted to both boys and girls.
Goat: Jimmy is bisexual.
Rat: No. Jimmy is desprasexual.

desprasexual by Paperthink December 14, 2010

desperasexual

A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.

No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.

desperasexual by The James Andy April 23, 2007

Desperosexual

And individual who holds a level of sexual preference until their preferred section of Craigslist doesn't work out.

"I didn't know he was bi!"
"No, he's just desperosexual."

Desperosexual by Schaaf May 4, 2014

desperasexual

a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get

Person 1: I heard that Phillipe was a desperasexual.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.

desperasexual by sirs March 21, 2013