Gage: you bro her lips were sagging like fuck
Moz: Man i only go for DV's now
Gage: wtf are DV's
Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv
Moz: Man i only go for DV's now
Gage: wtf are DV's
Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv
by Moz99 December 02, 2008
An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025