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Desert Fever

Desert fever is the uncontrollable sexual urge towards people of the middle eastern descent. It should be noted that not all middle eastern people live in desserts, however some might.

Also not all those under the effects develop an actual fever. But their blood flow and body temperature might rise slightly and they might develop a liking for shawarma and falafel.
Stacy: "that guy looks like Aladdin... My panties are wet."

Monica: "Stacy, you definitely have desert fever."
Desert Fever by Houdini91 May 24, 2019

desert fever

After you had a big night out and no sleep and hungover as hell, you may get desert fever. Symptoms include: complete lack of motivation; laughing for long periods at small things; swearing; trouble controlling the volume of your voice; tremmors; incoherent sentences; not finishing sentences; may have bruises and/or cuts. Best experienced with fellow sufferers.
fuck im fucken fucked, i need to go to the thing to get the shit cos its all over the carpet. yeah the stuff u know..... desert fever...what a cunt
desert fever by buggleberry March 28, 2008

Desert Fever

When a group of homeless men proceed to ejaculate onto a impressive ginger beard
(Ronzo) What are you doing tonight
(Kadin) I'm going to be the centre piece for a desert fever party
Desert Fever by kneedeep September 17, 2015
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026