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DeSean is the name for the sweetest, God fearing, humble, amazing, SEXY, husband and daddy on the planet!!! He is hard working and TOO kind at times. He loves his wife and his children more than anything and would do ANYTHING for them!!! He is a life long friend to few bc who can you really trust these days and loves life, God, and his family!! HE IS THE MOST AMAZING MAN AND I LOVE HIM FOR LIFE!!!
I met this guy named D and later found out his name was DeSean and was instantly IN LOVE!!!
DeSean by Donkey D's Mama Bear February 3, 2010
My name
Desean is a great guy
Desean by Desean January 18, 2017
A person who plays games alot. Doesn't have no game. He could have the perfect girl but he choose's to fondal with him self. Love Asian girls and rates them a ten. Light skinned for no reason. He's a good kid but mentally confused at times. He's secretly depressed but doesn't realize it yet.
You see how the way that guy acts he acts just like a desean.
Desean by Joeyspark96 February 16, 2018
Broccoli Boy, Tiny Penis Nerd, RUDE, is annoying, always says “i’m at work”, LIAR, CHEATER. Kinda Tall idk, looks like he rolled around in a pile of poopy.
ew that kid “Desean”

DeSean Mcflurry 

DeSean Mcflurry is an urban myth. He is black man from the hood that serves Steph Curry Mcflurries fo' free. He drinks malt liqour and wears gold chains. One thing he hates though is white people. So white people if you see this trick in rolling in yo hood you better cover up or be strapped.
My nigga DeSean Mcflurry got me sauced as AF!!!
DeSean Mcflurry by PhillipD33zNutZ February 3, 2022

DeSean Jackson 

God's gift to wide receivers.
DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.

Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot
DeSean Jackson by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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