Obvious spoken or written idiocy for which frustration on the part of the receiving party is only slightly quelled by the laughable and simple-minded nature of the offense. Derption is immediately apparent to all but the derp demonstrating their derptitude.

"Did you see Zuckerberg testify in front of Congress? The derption in the questions they asked him was almost unbelievable... even for them."

Derption by Herbert Derpson June 1, 2018

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deeptionary

Collection of knowledge commonly consulted by pot smokers in order to obtain the cosmic meaning of anything in particular.

Dude, the “deeptionary” says that grass is green because of chlorophyll which is great for my teeth.

deeptionary by Eldude97 August 20, 2021

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droption

when you can't be bothered saying "drop down option" when explaining websites/interfaces.

on the left side, click on the droption and you will see multiple selections.

droption by Funz32 September 7, 2011

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Deeptionary

Scrambled mind resource most commonly accessed by pot smokers and philosophers which brings an enlightened cosmic meaning of anything in particular

Dude! I was thinking “deeptionary” and grass is green because of chlorophyll, and the Sun feeds chlorophyll, so if I eat chlorophyll the Sun will feed us

Deeptionary by Eldude97 August 20, 2021

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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