Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.

I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU

Mommy Dimitrescu by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

demitra

a demitra is a girl that will make your heart melt every time you're with her. they they are the cutest, the sweetest, and the most adorable girls you could ever meet. they have the brightest smiles, the cutest laughs, and the best personalities. she will always be the girl you can't stop thinking about. she'll love you for who you are no matter what. you will never be able to get enough kisses from her. a demitra will make you happy even on your worst days. they know how to make you smile even when you're sad. if you don't have a demitra, then you will never know the real feeling of happiness.

Demitra always knows how to make me happy.

demitra by cameron r. November 29, 2012

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lady dimitrescu

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community

"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

lady dimitrescu by shark rights May 6, 2021

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Demitria

Probaly one of the best people to talk to. a very good friend that will make you smile for hours. she is simply a one of a kind original laid back funny person to get to know.

person #1: Hey she seems really nice.

Person #2: Yeah Shes a real Demitria! :)

Demitria by AM497667 June 14, 2011

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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