This guy is amazing. He will make your day brighter just by seeing his smile. He will always be there for you if you're having a bad day and he has an amazing personality. He’s with you through thick and thin and he’s funny as fuck. He’s thoughtful, sweet, and caring guy and you can tell him anything, because he won't tell anyone. He is the best boyfriend and best friend. He’s also petty as fuck so don’t do him dirty. He’s most likely black, tall and plays football, maybe wrestles? He can be mean too. But If you're lucky enough to find this guy be sure to keep him.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)