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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!
i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job!
delco-job by mark ho January 2, 2009
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anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!

i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job!
delco-job by mark ho January 2, 2009

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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