Delaware Valley 

The common phrase used to describe the Philadelphia metropolitan area. It is in fact, a misnomer, as the Delaware Valley is not a true valley but rather a downward-sloping plain the Delaware River. Heard mainly by residents of South Jersey, Pennsylvania, and sometimes Delaware. Encompasses the counties of Bucks, Montgomery, Chester, Delaware, Gloucester, Burlington, New Castle, Camden and as of 2005, Berks County. Well-known for having some of the worst interstate highway infrastructure among the largest U.S. metropolitan areas, specifically in Pennsylvania.

It is virtually impossible to drive from Reading to Philadelphia without traveling on the overcrowded, prehistoric, Schyulkill Expressway. Welcome to the Delaware Valley.

Delaware Valley by birdbynight March 25, 2010

Delaware Valley Regional High School 

High School in central NJ. Main activities include wrasslin', football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, girl's field hockey, chanting "USA! USA!" at the visiting team from Plainfield for being largely Latino during a home soccer game, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking Lil' Wayne is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, ripping the stupid freshmen, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.

Did I mention smoking weed?

I created a definition for Delaware Valley Regional High School on Urbandictionary.com

Will this make the girls there like me any better?

Delaware Valley Regional High School by Cartman's Undescended Testicle January 10, 2012

Delaware Valley University 

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!

Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."

Delaware Valley University by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020