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Your a hipper person with a good life. You most likely have one sibling and your bored half the time.
Delaid calm down, gosh.
delaid by lil_chopstick May 29, 2020
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The opposite of being laid.
Tom tried for 6 months with that girl, but all he got was delaid.”
delaid by rnsmcmillan March 17, 2009
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When having sex while working from home prevents you from attending business Zoom meetings.
I couldn't make the morning stand-up meeting because I was delaid by my horny girlfriend.
Refers to da action of a gal's spreading her legs for an eager stud having to be held up or postponed for a while.
Tiffany regretfully told me dat she'd forgotten to take her pills, and so our planned wild night of hot 'n' heavy lovin' had to be delaid for a few days.
delaid by QuacksO December 8, 2020
A Beautiful, Irresistible, Unpredictable, Smart, Fun, and Spontaneous woman.

Loving, Honest, Confident, Creative, Unique, Artistic, and Patient.

A strong Independent woman.

Engages in athletic sports and is very down to earth.

Every man's dream girl.
Tim: You know you have a really beautiful girlfriend.

Michael: Yeah, She's amazing.

Tim: It's ironic how her name is Delaila and she has all of the qualities.

Michael; She's perfect!!
Delaila by Shes it January 24, 2010

Dirty delaina 

Fucking hot bitch that can get down in bed while looking seemingly innocent to the world.
Every man wants a Dirty Delaina for a wife! She's not a side chick type.
Dirty delaina by Dunnnnnnnnnnn December 9, 2018
The perfect hot girl that always has a sense of humor, she is so sweet, and is a sexy chick that is not a whore (some say that delainys are whores), but she is an all out perfect girl that everyone wants to be with and everyone likes her.
Guy 1: Delainy is hot!
Guy 2: I know right!
Guy 1: I think she's taken though..
Guy 2: You will have your chance.
Delainy by Better Posts May 14, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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