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Yo man she’s a defl
by Yomama8899 July 14, 2022
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Bullshit Deflector

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
by Teraknor April 23, 2016
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deflate me daddy

A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.
by Letmeexplaintoyouathing October 17, 2015
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morning deflation

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.
"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
by The_ALCH June 15, 2019
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deflunctuation

The word "deflunctuation" is a parody word that can mean literally anything and is mainly used in a humorous or satirical context.
Deflunctuation is the meaning to life.
When you drop your phone you are in a moment of deflunctuation.
Gravity would not be possible without deflunctuation.
by Frogdude1 April 28, 2021
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Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.
Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.
by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009
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Cum Deflectors

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.
Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011
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