defcop 

.(1)short for a definite cop (see cop).

yo that shirt is a defcop i have to have it.

defcop by Dakota Stiles March 21, 2005

Decopatch

The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..

'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'

Decopatch by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

Defcon 1 

A defense readiness condition (DEFCON) is an alert posture used by the United States armed forces. The DEFCON system was developed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and unified and specified combatant commands. It prescribes five graduated levels of readiness (or statuses of alert) for the U.S. military, and increase in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe) to match varying military situations.

DEFCONS are a subsystem of a series of Alert Conditions, or LERTCONs, that also includes Emergency Conditions (EMERGCONs).3 DEFCONs should not be confused with similar systems used by the U.S. military, such as Force Protection Conditions (FPCONS) and Watch Conditions (WATCHCONS), or the Homeland Security Advisory System used by the United States Department of Homeland Security. The highest confirmed DEFCON ever was Level 2 (DEFCON2). Movies and popular culture often misuse the DEFCON system by "going to DEFCON 5" during a state of emergency. In fact, DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness. DEFCON 1 is the most severe.

Defcon 1 by WordMastah2010 November 3, 2010

defopads 

Similar to positively but it's even stronger and means you definitely fucking will. It's also easier to spell.

This word is thought to have originated from the gothic slums of the Medway Towns, where local football hooligans once launched flaming sanitary pads at the visiting teams and thier supporters in the 1960's. The reports are not quite accurate because everybody was on drugs back then anyway.

Ryan: 'You gonna shank 'em after the game?'
Chris: 'Defopads.'
Ryan: 'You're hardcore man.'

defopads by defopadmania October 21, 2011

Decopatching 

The art of Decopatch, in present tense.

*ring ring, ring ring*
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'

Decopatching by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

Decopatched 

The art of Decopatch, in the past tense.

'What, pray, did you do on the yester, Wendell?'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'

Decopatched by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

You've been Decopatched!

The art of spunking on someone and using said spunk as glossy glue for Decopatching.

'Sheila, love, you've been Decopatched! It's all down your back and titties!'
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!

You've been Decopatched! by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010