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deez nuttz 

An insane Internet meme that started with one guy. Normally followed by obnoxious laughter, can often be used as an awful answer to a joke.
Mom- what are you doing?
Kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA
((See it's not actually funny even though people think it still is. It was only funny for a couple days. Just drop it already. ))

School kid- Aye guess what
Other kid- what?

School kid- I got something in the mail!!!
Other kid- ooooo what was it???
School kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA GOT EM
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Deez Nutts 

Deez nutts is when deez nuts have been already taken
Deez Nutts by WheresDad? August 27, 2020

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense
"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"
deez nutting by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

deez nutted

An action in which one person manages to make another read the words 'deez nuts' over the internet.
bro i just got deez nutted
deez nutted by wkandiel51 June 12, 2021

deeznutzia 

A condition caused by having Deez Nuts dropped on your face.
Dude, did you see that guy's face? I think he's got a case of deeznutzia .
deeznutzia by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

deeznutzowo 

deeznutzowo is the best tiktoker ever, better than everyone else.
person 1: have you ever heard of deeznutzowo

person 2: no who are they

person 3: they are the best tiktoker ever to exist no cap

person 1: yes that is totally true

person 2: they sound very very cool i want to be them

the end
deeznutzowo by deeznutzowo July 4, 2021

Deeznutz 

Something that every boy has except Zeeran
Girls like deeznutz
Deeznutz by Legondeeznutz October 31, 2019
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