deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

by Ed54 July 6, 2010