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deepslate 

someone who travels around the sky with floating throwable pies and/or has 1600hp.
spectator 1: "look at that deepslate"
spectator 2: "lol" *screenshots*

Deepwater Horizon 

(CURRENT EVENTS) offshore oil drilling platform located off the coast of Louisiana and Mississippi. The platform was owned and operated by Transocean, LTD., under lease to British Petroleum (BP).

The well, which was in 1 mile of water, blew out (or ruptured) on 20 April 2010, and gushed millions of barrels of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico. On 14 July, the main rupture appeared to have been capped. By then, probably 4 million barrels of crude had been released into a sensitive habitat, destroying the livelihood of tens of thousands of people.

According to some estimates, the Deepwater Horizon blowout was the worst peacetime oil well blowout in history.
The Deepwater Horizon platform killed eleven crew members when it exploded. The operator and its lessor, BP, had been cited hundreds of times for major safety procedure violations.

deepspace-1 

Ya Deepspace-1 fuck this web again.
deepspace-1 by Joshua D November 25, 2006

Deepflame 

Deepflame by Deepflame March 28, 2003

Deepwater Horizon 

The Deep Water Horizon is a very advanced sexual technique. CAUTION: Attempt at your own risk.

To begin Partner 1 must consumer massive quantities of expired milk, extra spicy salsa, chili, chimichangas and tacos. This is to be washed down with bottle of laxatives.

After sufficient time to process, Partner 1 assumes the 'Spill Position'... laying on their back, legs up and ass in the air.

Partner 2 then assumes the "Top Hat / Top Kill" position, by placing their mouth over Partner 1's anus, forming an air-tight seal.

Partner 1 will then release the contents of their rectum, while Partner 2 attempts to contain the spill.

This technique is general followed by the 'Louisiana Beach', where both partners will lie in bed on top of the anus spewed mess.
He just Deepwater Horizon'd the hell out of that girl!

deepwater drydock 

While in the middle of vaginal aquatic intercourse, the man pulls out and sticks it in the anal cavity of his partner without her prior knowledge.
Justin didn't have a vagina, but he loved getting deepwater drydocked from behind anyways.