The Deep Water Horizon is a very advanced sexual technique. CAUTION: Attempt at your own risk.
To begin Partner
1 must consumer massive quantities of expired milk, extra spicy salsa, chili, chimichangas and tacos. This is to be washed down with bottle of laxatives.
After sufficient time to process, Partner
1 assumes the 'Spill Position'... laying on their back, legs up and
ass in the
air.
Partner 2 then assumes the "Top Hat / Top
Kill" position, by placing their mouth over Partner
1'
s anus, forming an air-
tight seal.
Partner
1 will then release the contents of their rectum, while Partner 2 attempts to contain the spill.
This technique is general followed by the 'Louisiana Beach', where both partners will lie in bed on top of the anus spewed mess.