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décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
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buttocks décolletage

Buttocks décolletage is a fashion in which the person deliberately wears her jeans or other clothing short or low enough to expose the upper part of the cheeks and crack.
The dress I tried on allowed too much buttocks décolletage, even for the Gulf Coast beach hangouts.

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decleater 

To knock someone off their cleats on to their ass in a sporting event. Such as Football.
Steven the Linebacker ended the game with a record high 15 decleaters in one game.
Decleater by BDP Big Daddy Patrick December 22, 2008

decolletage 

The Low cut neckline of a dress.
Lil kim is known for her decolletage sometimes she even forgos low cuts nd jus leaves a breast hanging out
decolletage by sariza April 29, 2008

staged décollété 

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.
Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.