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Decembeard 

Similar to Movember (dedicating ones self to moustache excellence throughout the month of November) Decembeard takes this one step further promoting the untamed growth of facial hair. This lasts until Manuary when men everywhere, sculpt their efforts, trying to live up to the standards of the Manliest of Men.
Devon: Hey Corey. What happen to your Decembeard?

Corey: Who cares about stupid Decembeard.

Chuck Norris: Your Ass is GRASS!
Decembeard by Devcolb December 16, 2009
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Decembeard 

The month following Novembeard and preceding Manuary. It is the second month of unimpeded facial-hair growth prior to shaving one's beard into a desired mustache/chops combination in recognition of Manuary.
My Decembeard is getting pretty thick, I can't wait till the new year to form this into one helluva Manuary mustache.
Decembeard by andrew said thomas January 3, 2009

Decembeard 

when it is cold in December some men grow a Decembeard to stay warm.
i was cold so durring December so i grew a Decembeard.
Decembeard by jewfro707 December 24, 2009

Decembeard 

the 2nd month in a series of non shaving activities
no shave november was sweet, but wait untill Decembeard its gonna get real burley!
Decembeard by barbolonian November 2, 2009

December 1st 

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.
Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!
December 1st by Jimmony Crickets November 3, 2019

December 2 

December 2 is national ditch school day

The day were you can purposely ditch school and it would be okay
Teacher: why was everyone absent yesterday

Student: it was December 2
December 2 by - Urban_dictionary- October 30, 2019

Alex December 

One of two vocalists in the metal band, Forgetting Skaro. Alex is a young musician from Sydney, Australia, described as one of the best low-toned vocalists of the year.
"I wonder how Alex December managed to become so skilled at such a young age."
Alex December by corvoisbadasslol October 24, 2012
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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