Decembeard 

Similar to Movember (dedicating ones self to moustache excellence throughout the month of November) Decembeard takes this one step further promoting the untamed growth of facial hair. This lasts until Manuary when men everywhere, sculpt their efforts, trying to live up to the standards of the Manliest of Men.

Devon: Hey Corey. What happen to your Decembeard?

Corey: Who cares about stupid Decembeard.

Chuck Norris: Your Ass is GRASS!

Decembeard by Devcolb December 16, 2009

Decembeard 

The month following Novembeard and preceding Manuary. It is the second month of unimpeded facial-hair growth prior to shaving one's beard into a desired mustache/chops combination in recognition of Manuary.

My Decembeard is getting pretty thick, I can't wait till the new year to form this into one helluva Manuary mustache.

Decembeard by andrew said thomas January 3, 2009

Decembeard 

when it is cold in December some men grow a Decembeard to stay warm.

i was cold so durring December so i grew a Decembeard.

Decembeard by jewfro707 December 24, 2009

Decembeard 

the 2nd month in a series of non shaving activities

no shave november was sweet, but wait untill Decembeard its gonna get real burley!

Decembeard by barbolonian November 2, 2009

December 1st 

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.

Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!

December 1st by Jimmony Crickets November 3, 2019

December 2 

December 2 is national ditch school day

The day were you can purposely ditch school and it would be okay

Teacher: why was everyone absent yesterday

Student: it was December 2

December 2 by - Urban_dictionary- October 30, 2019

Alex December 

One of two vocalists in the metal band, Forgetting Skaro. Alex is a young musician from Sydney, Australia, described as one of the best low-toned vocalists of the year.

"I wonder how Alex December managed to become so skilled at such a young age."

Alex December by corvoisbadasslol October 24, 2012