Death dump

A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.

Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?

Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Death dump

The worst way to die. Shitting out so much death takes you.
Discovered in the 1700s by a Frenchman.

Poor Johnny took a death dump yesterday, rest his soul.

by Dumpos November 16, 2004

death dump

the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling.

Dude 1: Dude i almost had a death dump
Dude 2: omg i feel bad for you

by awkwardpandacorn April 28, 2014

Dump of Death

Simply put, the Dump of Death is the ULTIMATE, the LARGEST, and the LAST dump you will ever take. This load can result in heart failure and fissures and tears in the rectum.

So when ya got the runz, don't wait, just release the bitch.

... and being found on the toilet like that is a really sad way to go.

An obese man walks into PF Chang's looking for a good meal. After finishing, he realizes he has to go. In the toilet, he starts to struggle, pounding on the wall around his booth. Moments later, he was found dead with an agonized face. A result of the Dump of Death.

by DudeDewdD00d June 11, 2009

death dumpling

Slang term for a fat goth chick.

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."

by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009

Death by dumptruck

When badboyhalos dumpy is so big that it kills people

Person 1: Omg did you see bads lore stream?
Person 2: Yeah. It really was a death by dumptruck

by frogelmo April 18, 2021

Deathpump

Highly unsatisfactory sexual intercourse with a physicaly rigid partner with little or no emotional connection usually limited to a total duration of 120 seconds.

#alldeathpumpvictims

Highly unsatisfactory sexual intercourse with a physicaly rigid partner with little or no emotional connection usually limited to a total duration of 120 seconds.

#alldeathpumpvictims

by Deathpump July 18, 2015