dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

dean weight by oracle October 5, 2004

Deadweight 

Noun. 1) a person who full on sexes like they are a corpse on top of you, struggle-to-breathe. 2) the relationship that should be a phantom limb but it is still there.

1) I hooked up with this dude last night and he deadweighted me. 2) Should I just ghost this deadweight or call and break up with him?

Deadweight by Clogs&hogs July 19, 2022

Narrative Deadweight 

A character, part or sub-plot in a book, or movie that adds nothing to the overall story.

Ron: "The part about the protagonist's goldfish was total narrative deadweight, but it did give us a great fish funeral scene."

Narrative Deadweight by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024