deaformation

The abnormal altering of your hearing-mechanism caused by excessive sound-volume.

I experienced super-alarming intervals of temporary ear-numbing from having the furnace at a local seafood-shop produce extremely loud bangs every once in a while, and so I started wearing earplugs whenever I went there to visit or perform maintenance work; fortunately, it does not appear that I suffered any permanent deaformation as a result of these mishaps, but it was still a really scary occurrence.

deaformation by QuacksO August 19, 2026

Deformation Docking 

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

Deformation Docking by DDdocking October 20, 2008

Genital Deformation 

When your peepee doesn't look like guy in the porno you know you've got Genital Deformation

"Dude I was watching this one awesome vid on xvideos and realized my dick doesn't look the same as the one dude and that's when I realized I had a Genital Deformation"

Genital Deformation by SpicĒ November 26, 2019

deafamation 

Derogatory/critical remarks/claims made in the presence of the person whom you're throwing under the bus, with the assumption that said criticized individual will not know what you're saying due to hearing-impairment.

A good example of deafamation's "coming back to bite you" is the classic humorous tale of the old fella who got a hearing-aid without his family's knowledge, and then he was able to repeatedly change his will while surreptitiously listening to the conversations of said family-members, since he now knew what they really thought of him and what their future plans were to spend whatever assets he'd originally been planning to leave to them.

deafamation by QuacksO May 20, 2019

defenestration deformation 

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

defenestration deformation by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

Theory of the Deformation of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics can be deformed—stretched, twisted, or warped from their standard form—under extreme conditions or in exotic contexts. Unlike violation (laws breaking completely) or evolution (laws changing permanently), deformation implies temporary, context-dependent alteration: the laws take a different shape near singularities, at quantum gravity scales, or in the presence of extreme fields. This theory might explain why general relativity and quantum mechanics resist unification—they're the same laws deformed to different regimes, and a meta-law describes how deformation occurs. The study of deformations might reveal a deeper structure: the invariant core that remains unchanged through all deformations, the true "law of laws."

Theory of the Deformation of the Laws of Physics Example: "His work on the deformation of physical laws suggested that near black holes, the familiar equations twist into new forms—not because they're wrong, but because they're being viewed through a warped context. The laws deform, but their deeper structure remains."

Theory of the Deformation of the Laws of Physics by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026